I don't want to mow D:

Me: la la la -mowing grass pleasently-
5 Minutes later..
Huge Black Butterfly: What the fu--!?
HBBF: B*tch I'll take you on
-flies towards me-
-I dodge, but had to let go of the lawnmower-
-flies towards me again-
-I dodge again-
-flies towards me again and lands a hit on my elbow-
Me: SH*T!
-neighbor turns an looks at me-
Me: fu--ing butterfly!
-Runs back inside house, drinks a coke-

-I come back out-
-I see a giant grasshopper-
Me: Sh*****************t

After mowing the front, I go to the back
HBBF: I've been waiting for you
Me: Oh fu--
-I run back inside house-
-I drink a coke-
HBBF: I've now summoned a gang of flying bugs
Me: Dad can you mow the lawn?
Dad: no, I have to go sell this guitar
Me: crap
Me: Dad, but there are bugs trying to get me like this big black butteryfly
Dad: Then punch it
Me: but I'm scared
Dad: go mow the F--cking grass!

-I go back out-
-I spray the lawn mower with bugspray-
-I run around the lawn trying to mow the lawn quickly-


This is a true story.
I was doing this 11 minutes ago, and I'm still sweating.
Don't laugh please D:

You got to show those bugs who is boss
You hafta start being really cross
Dont take their shit, kick their ass
Punch them into the fuckin grass
Don't think twice
Run them over with your lawnmower
Put them in the ground alittle lower.

>.>

Jikku wrote:You got to show those bugs who is boss
You hafta start being really cross
Dont take their shit, kick their ass
Punch them into the fuckin grass
Don't think twice
Run them over with your lawnmower
Put them in the ground alittle lower.

omg you're like the rhyming pro
=.=
and i lol'd :D

I don't have to mow anymore.

owned.